The hollowed TV on the bottom of the totem contains the holy relic. It may not be the shroud of Turin or St. Peteruc0\u146 s shinbone, \ but we do have St. Milton\uc0\u146 s butt. What???\ A few years ago when I did a tribute to Milton Berle for Comic Relief, he left his Havana Cigar butt in my ashtray and I asked him to sign it for the shrine. Here it sits, surrounded by the world\uc0\u146 s smallest media feeding frenzy jockeying for a good camera angle.